Princess Unattainabelle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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immaplatypus

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oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

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??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

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immaplatypus

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OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

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THERE ARE MORE

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W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

azulafirelily

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

officialearthbound

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

youtubeandsatan

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

brewess

Headcanons no one asked for; the Eliana Edition

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  • her hands are cold all the time and the nails get blue and shake sometimes
  • she started with a sprinkling of freckles as a toddler and it only got freckle crazy from there
  • Hancock calls it “peppery skin” (and “pepper butt” because he’s a jerk)
  • she has almost quit the smoking habit… but she chain smokes when she’s anxious 
  • she misses chocolate
  • her first date with her husband was to a comedy club
  • it spawned many inside jokes between the two of them
  • she had a natural labor without medication
  • and her labor with Shaun lasted 46 hours
  • she doesn’t regret it at all
  • she wanted 5 kids
  • she spent the first fifteen years of her life living in Bogotá, Colombia
  • she likes being the Silver Shroud
  • she has successfully headbutted a supermutant
  • it was painful but hancock thought it was cool
  • MacCready is lowkey infatuated with her
  • she cries about shit all the time, but never in front of anyone